What’s a nice girl like you doing with a drink like that? A whiskey, when by all rights you should be fingering the stems of a lady-like sauvignon blanc. Or maybe a glass of water. ‘Cause it’s noon. On Sunday. [...]
Sometimes in life, you just know. And yesterday morning, upon waking, I just knew that if I didn’t find and purchase a last minute ticket to the Jay-Z/Eminem concert at Yankee Stadium and instead sat home on my couch in Jersey City [...]
So it’s mid-August and it’s safe to say that I will successfully make it to fall without owning or purchasing a pair of flip-flops all summer. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a flop. They’re easy, cute, and casual, but [...]
I can probably count on one sausage-fingered paw how many times I’ve treated myself to a manicure, but when I do go get one, I’m always like, “Dayum gurl! Why you been making those pretty babies suffer so long?!” That [...]
A year ago Monday, on June 7th, 2009, my son was born. And two months after that, I bought him in someone’s kitchen, tearing him away from his family, never to be reunited again. Happy birthday, Burger!
I really didn’t [...]
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I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the most recipe-inclined bird on the block. I can bake the shit out of a lasagna…or throw a little peanut sauce on some ground turkey, wrap it [...]
Upon arriving home from California, I got drenched in a downpour with my luggage and punched in the face with a nasty head cold, so yeah, this place blows. But for the sake of this article, let’s pretend that better [...]
For the safety of myself and the people around me, I need to get the fuck on outta here for a minute. I’ve never fought anyone in my life, but I’m pretty sure I’m a good week away from murdering [...]
No, not love-making related faking. I know you might have thought that since The Holiday is upon us. But yeah no, I’m not really going to write anything about that. Not in, like, a bitter way or anything. It’s just [...]
Happy New Year! Good luck with all that “eating right” stuff. Sucker.
I, for one, have vowed to become an acrobat. With rhythm. And a side of self defense.
Enter, Au Capoeira. A combination of music, dance, self-defense, ritual, and way of life. Otherwise known [...]
You ever think, “Man, if I could just invent something that people actually want, all my problems would go away and I could laugh and laugh at the old days when I didn’t have a boat and five houses and [...]
I’ll be honest, I can’t remember the last time I bought a bra. Like a calendar, or socks, bras are something my mom buys me from Marshalls every Christmas so I don’t have to. Needless to say, my bras may [...]
So, I know T-Pain might not be the most “respected” “musician”, and that he’s sorta “incapable” of “hitting” “notes” “naturally”, and that maybe I “can’t” “reach” all the “parts” of my “body”, but the new “I Am T-Pain” iPhone app [...]
