Breast in Show

by Laura on November 3, 2009 · 7 comments

in Beauty, Looks

I’ll be honest, I can’t remember the last time I bought a bra.  Like a calendar, or socks, bras are something my mom buys me from Marshalls every Christmas so I don’t have to.  Needless to say, my bras may lack a lot of the things that most women look for in undergarments.  Proper fit, for one.  Super lifting enlarging technologies, another.  Call me plain, but I suppose I rather spend my $50 elsewhere.  Like on a few Sam Smith Organic Ciders, Pumpkin Risotto, and a Three Meat Plate! (thanks, Marco & Pepe!)

That being said, I think I’m ready to make a change.  I’m growing up, you know. And at 26 years old, I’m starting to think a really nice bra is an important and necessary addition to my wardrobe.  Yet, just as I’m about to re-heat some Ramen today in order to treat myself to a heaping plate of pretty, proper-fitting brassiere tomorrow, my roommate comes home declaring she is now the owner of the Greatest Boob-Supporter and Maker-Bigger In The World!

The OverBra. It’s like a holster of awesome…for your boobs.  You put this thing over even the shittiest of bras, and it magically lifts and perks those little, or big, babies into the perfect position.  And for $25, it’s sorta a steal. I mean, I spent $25 on a Halloween party in Brooklyn that made me want to gouge my eyes out and die… so dropping the same amount on a painfully simple and seriously effective product I can use everyday is a no-brainer.

To further emphasize my point, feast your eyes on the proof:

If you’re looking for more than shoddy pictures taken in a poorly lit bathroom, visit this site for more information on related products, where to buy, etc.

You’re welcome.


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{ 7 comments }

DD Dirtbag November 3, 2009 at 7:52 pm

I want one!

Jose Castro November 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm

dd dirtbag…instead of posing your question of how sanitary a garment of this nature would be, you snaked behind a loaded “name” and feigned support…i’ve often told laura that she’s got a few douchebag friends who enjoy mocking her…thanks for keeping up the good work.

meg November 5, 2009 at 3:02 pm

unsanitary? only if you shared… and were lactating.

Jose Castro November 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm

i was thinking more along the lines of owning only one of these things, and wearing it everyday.

and i disagree with regard to it’s efficacy…makes your boobies look a tad narrow.

Adam November 6, 2009 at 12:43 am

i think the bad party only cost 20 dollars

Jose Castro November 6, 2009 at 1:56 pm

adam…don’t forget to include the hidden….nevermind.

Kelly November 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm

I dont get it..all these comments dont make sense. but anyway, speaking of ‘feigning support’… If your bra is feigning support, you should get one of these things! Buy one for special occasions, or several if you plan to wear it everyday. I think it makes the boobs look great. So great in fact, I can think of another few snakes that will be loaded. ;)

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