I’ll be honest, I can’t remember the last time I bought a bra. Like a calendar, or socks, bras are something my mom buys me from Marshalls every Christmas so I don’t have to. Needless to say, my bras may lack a lot of the things that most women look for in undergarments. Proper fit, for one. Super lifting enlarging technologies, another. Call me plain, but I suppose I rather spend my $50 elsewhere. Like on a few Sam Smith Organic Ciders, Pumpkin Risotto, and a Three Meat Plate! (thanks, Marco & Pepe!)
That being said, I think I’m ready to make a change. I’m growing up, you know. And at 26 years old, I’m starting to think a really nice bra is an important and necessary addition to my wardrobe. Yet, just as I’m about to re-heat some Ramen today in order to treat myself to a heaping plate of pretty, proper-fitting brassiere tomorrow, my roommate comes home declaring she is now the owner of the Greatest Boob-Supporter and Maker-Bigger In The World!
The OverBra. It’s like a holster of awesome…for your boobs. You put this thing over even the shittiest of bras, and it magically lifts and perks those little, or big, babies into the perfect position. And for $25, it’s sorta a steal. I mean, I spent $25 on a Halloween party in Brooklyn that made me want to gouge my eyes out and die… so dropping the same amount on a painfully simple and seriously effective product I can use everyday is a no-brainer.
To further emphasize my point, feast your eyes on the proof:
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